June 16, 2005

Runaway bridezilla inks movie deal..

I am perturbed.

I just read this.

Jennifer Wilbanks, the lady I felt SO BAD for when she was thought to be missing just days before her southern wedding to some redneck rich guy, is now banking some serious bucks for being a prissy southern draw talkin' psychopath. After staging a runaway because she didn't know how she was going to get her manicure and pedi before her saturday nuptials that 600 people were invited to, Regan Media has bought the rights to her story for a movie. Under this agreement she had to do the interview with Katie Couric (love her!) next Tuesday. So basically, you're telling me that this lunatic made everyone in America worry, let alone the police dept spend over $40,000 to look for her (she's only paid them back $14,000), and now she's going to be even richer than before. And this lady was marrying a rich guy to begin with.

I had to admit I already know who would play Jennifer Wilbanks in an oscar winning performance (make that an Emmy if this just turns into a TV movie)... and that would be ET. Because that is the only thing on this earth who's eyes open as big as Jennifers. I then would pick Jaba the Hut to play her fiance. The thing that irks me the most about this story is that "Runaway Bride" is a classic movie, and now she's ruined it for me. Because now i'm going to think of her crazy sckitzophrenic self everytime I want to watch Pretty Woman: 2. I'm hoping this 15 minutes of fame hits during a leap year when you lose that specific day that the 15 minutes was scheduled for. And thats all I have to say about that.

Quagliozzi OUT


Erica said...

I would have to agree with you there Julie. I think it is pathetic that this crazy woman is getting a tv or movie deal or whatever. She deserves to get kicked in the head and then have every single person that volunteered to help find her throw month old garbage and dead fish at her. And as for her fiance, let's just say he can't possibly still want to marry her. Maybe he does, but it wouldn't take a genius to figure out that she obviosuly has had second thoughts. I mean the running away and blatantly lying about what happened to her might be a hint, but that is just my opinion...one word Jenny, ELOPE. And I think she looks a little
like Elmer Fudd..or maybe that weirdo from the Six Flags commercials...

Buddha said...

I agree, I think a movie about having every single person who volunteered kick her in the head and throe month old garbage and dead fish at her would be far more entertaining and more deserved!