April 13, 2006

For all you corny Dog lovers (me included)

I dont think it gets any better then when I get a cheezy forward in my inbox thats based entirely about dog quotes! Here are a few of my fav..

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts.
-Frank Skinner

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