June 7, 2006

Promise you won't eat those fries!


Just when you thought it couldn't get better then 6 minute abs, they've come out with something even EASIER to help people in denial lose weight. Omega Tech Labs have come out with a Lip Balm that supresses your appetite called Promise. The website states "It works by applying it to the lips or inside of the lips. An immediate trans-dermal (skin) rush to the bloodstream puts the product to work immediately. Secondarily, the olfactory (smell) and gustatory (taste) senses are assaulted with the net result being highly efficacious."

Something about the olfactory being assaulted doesn't quite sell this product.. Maybe if it came in a mocha shimmer color??

1 comment:

Gus said...

Skoal provides the same stimulus, except it also provides a killer side effect of addiction.