Sunday, September 16

Jenny's Bachelorette Party: Part 1

This is a two parter. Too much ridiculousness occurred last night for one post alone.Not going to lie- I did not know what to expect for Jenny's BP. Meghan, the Maid of Honor, had enrolled us in a Exotic Stripper Pole Dancing Class to kick off the celebration.. All the RIT girls met up (traveling to Boston from NYC, Cleveland and Rochester) and we were ready to learn (After a few cocktails at the hotel of course) from the master herself, Wendy, author of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Exotic and Pole Dancing. The class turned out to be hilarious and lots of fun!!

We learned:
1. The Supermodel Strut (although I already knew that one)
2. Sexy Floor Routine (the key is to always get up lifting your butt in the air-- just like the Bend and Snap in Legally Blonde)
3. 3 Simple Pole Swings
4. How to Pick up a Dollar Bill with your butt.

Still wondering if a few of my friends have gone to an amateur night or two without telling us- because their skills were a little above normal :) I'll update it with some more pix once when I get them.. I totally recommend incorporating this into a BP! Lots of laughing, everyone looks hot doing it, and the bride got her Exotic Dancer Certificate! I told her she better place that next to her diploma..

*On a side note: While watching E!'s Daily 10, I finally learned how to blow dry your bangs correctly. I'd always used a round brush and curled the bangs over, and then brushed it off to the side. WRONG! You're supposed to curl the bangs under with the brush, and after it looks all poofy and crazy, you brush it through with your hands and it falls into perfect place. When we got back to the hotel, I had to share this new secret with all the girls, I called it "Get Bang'd, by JQ" I should trademark that one.

A few models of this new styling technique:Ken Paves watch out! I met snatch all your celebrity BFF's/clients.

Speaking of celebrity BFF's, that's a big hint for Part 2 of this legendary night!! Stay tuned.

1 Deep Thoughts:

WeezerMonkey said...

I'm totally going to try doing #4 on my own tonight.