November 5, 2007

I'm Irate at Kate.

Katie Holmes makes me angry. Not because she used to be cool before she turned into a "style icon" aka Tommy Cruise pays for all her couture, in return for her soul. No, she makes me angry because this past weekend she ran the NY Marathon, and looked absolutely gorgeous at the end of the 26.2 mile run. And then to add an FU, she goes out a few hours later looking even more glowing.
Let's just say if I ran the NY Marathon, I'd look like crap afterwards and would be icing my blistering feet for the next 12 hours. Okay- maybe not a marathon, like 6 miles..

[photo1: people.com, photo2:dlisted.com]

6 comments:

WeezerMonkey said...

Two words: body double.

Jamie said...

I know! She's like not even a real human being now. A pod person or something haha. No normal person can do that!

Heidi said...

what the hellllllll....

i went out and almost fell asleep at the bar after i ran my marathon! Walking? Just...yeah that wasn't happening.

Eff her man. Eff. Her.

Kay said...

agree, agree, and agree!!!!

R said...

She did what?! Eff her man.

Allie said...

Dude, I cheered on my man for the Marine Corps marathon and was exhausted. He... he was on a high for about an hour than proceeded to eat the entire contents of the fridge, puke up some and then pass out for 12 hours.