February 4, 2008

Britney the next Knut??

Meet Knut (pronounced Ka-noot). He's a polar bear who born in December '06 and was raised by humans at the Berlin Zoo after his mom abandoned him. He was the next big thing.. a superstar in the making.. there were Knut magnets, tshirts, stuffed animals, you name it. And he loved it all. Then he turned 1 and things changed. Just this week, a famous zoologist dubbed him a psychopath.

"He is a problem bear, who will never mate and has become addicted to human company and their delighted applause.

"He howls and cries if there's no one out there to show off to [you can hear him from the zoo entrance], and as soon as spectators come, he calms down and starts performing. It's like a circus." [source daily mail]

And now meet Britney Spears.. who last week ( and arguably the past 8 months as well) was dubbed a Psychopath in my eyes . She's like a caged Knut looking for attention by the tabloids.. she's even dating Adnan, a fellow paparazzi. I hope Knut's story ends better then the fallen pop princess.. and lets keep KFed out of Berlin gosh darnit!

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7 comments:

Maxie said...

haha hilarious. too true though!

Lisa G said...

aww poor Knut! He was so cute before too look how he's let himself go!

brandy said...

So on point! I think you are completely right about this, how sad. This post reminded me of this boy I teach sometimes who is in grade 3. His parents apparently love polar bears so the kid has changed his name to Knut. Seriously. He won't answer to anything else. His teachers had to re-label all of his shit half way through October. His real name is James but from now until he loses his crazy- it's Knut.

Michelle said...

sadly this is such a true comparison. seriously? what is this girl thinking?

Katelin said...

Haha, that's great. Is Knut's little sister knocked up too? Because that'd be crazy.

Virginia said...

Hahaha! Is it bad that I feel worse for Knut than I do for Britney?

R said...

OMG, keep K-Fed away! We don't need any more baby Knuts! *ba dum pum*

Sorry, couldn't help myself. ;)