March 4, 2008

what NOT to say in a job interview..

...according to my favorite writers at RADAR magazine! click here for the full list.

  • "If I smell like Cheez-Its, it's just because I love them so freakin' much."
  • "I really look forward to abandoning my dreams at your corporation."
  • "Does your health plan cover abortion? If so, can I start today?"
  • [Winking.] "Why, I have no idea how that $10 bill just appeared on your desk."
  • "I'm not big on couches. Cool if I cop a squat?"
  • "If you Google me, just be warned that there's a sexual predator who happens to share my name and Facebook page."
  • "I just need to make enough money not to hate myself for selling out."
  • "Why is your typewriter connected to your TV set?"
  • "I can't wait to blog about this job."
  • "Nice diploma. That was my safety school."

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7 comments:

Maxie said...

Oh, Kelly Kapoor.

Some of those (actually, all of them) are really really ridiculous. Wow.

R said...

Too freakin' funny! Love it.

Katelin said...

Haha, I love the Cheez Its one. And I can't wait to blog about this job. Love it.

Laurie said...

I love this!

A young girl I work with has THE most inappropriate facebook page. And she sought to be "friends" with everyone at my firm that has facebook. Dumb as rocks this chick.

Her page lists her favorite activities as: getting drunk, playing nude board games and her photos are NSFW at all. And she's even put her status as "totally still drunk at my client meeting today."

Surprisingly, she is still employed.

LBIC said...

lol that's hilarious, especially the cheez-it's one. I mean, come on. Who doesn't love cheez-its.

P.S. - My dog doesn't have a choice in wearing clothes. My other dog used to love them. This one bites and chews on her t-shirts. It's the price she pays for living rent free :)

Michelle & the City said...

How about:

I've totally done the relationship with co-workers thing before. Any cute guys in the office?

Valley Girl said...

Thanks for the afternoon laugh! =)