September 14, 2008

A New Outlook on Football Sundays

I now have a great reason to sit in the living room with my husband every Sunday. While we both sit there glued to our laptops (me reading blogs, him doing Fantasy Football) I have a new exciting team to follow besides the Patriots. And that team my friend, is the Dallas Cowboys. I'm actually running a case study this season on Tony Romo. Basically its simple, I'm waiting for Jessica Simpson to get her ass dumped as soon as Tony starts losing games. Cos it totally happened last year, which made me giggle and smile and type.

And its not because I'm an asshole (well not entirely), its because I like routing for the Underdog, and in this case, her name is Underwood. Carrie Underwood, the country darling, has been dealing with a very annoying Pageant Queen getting up on her grill and pulling a Single White Female on her.

Case in point.

Jessica Simpson decides she wants to date a quarter back, in comes taking Carrie's sloppy seconds, Romo.

Jessica Simpson decides she wants to get press for her new upcoming album, in comes running her mouth to the press and trying to starts a cat fight with Carrie. ("my man doesn't call her, cos i checked his call log.." = insecure, lame and worried)

Jessica Simpson wants to join make a country album, hmmm what did Carrie do for her album, so I can try and cash in on her fans?!?! Perfect, also- let's grab the same font too.

Jessica Simpson wants to endorse a drink. Hmmm Carrie made a killing with Vitamin water, I'm going to go grab some Dallas Light Beer. [insert burp]

Jessica Simpson wants to bash Carrie again calling her "A Reality TV Star" omg, do we even have to go there? Jessica, what the hell was Newlyweds? At least on Idol, Carrie proved to the world that she could sing live, week after week after week. Jessica cannot sing live, as proven on this weeks shiteous performances on GMA and the View promoting her album.

I'm really just annoyed with Jessica Simpson trying to brag about how fabulous things are yada yada yada yada, I like to put her right up there with Kathy Lee Gifford, who's significate other is also a football player. who woulda thunk?!

She's the reason why Hollywood should not talk about their love lives, which messes it up for the couple's I'd LOVE to hear about.. like JayZ and Beyonce, or Ryan and Rachel McAdams!

Granted I might download a couple songs from the new album if they are good, but I REFUSE to pick up a magazine cover with Jessica Simpson if she is ranting and raving about the "new" love of her life that has changed her forever. People mag, you should be ashame of yourselves!

Crap. Dallas game is on Monday night. Looks like the case study will start next week...

one other thing- have you heard of Giselle EVER doing anything like that having dated Tom Brady for quite some time?! Oh wait- that's cos she's a supermodel and has way too many things already going for her. Ugh, naturally skinny tall gorgeous business savy smart broads...........

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9 comments:

Sara Jane said...

I'm with you! I think she's terrible. Carrie is amazing and she will never touch her level of talent!

WeezerMonkey said...

Carrie is everything Jessica once wanted to be -- sweet and well-regarded.

Jackie said...

I'm Team Carrie as well!

emrlds said...

jessica simpson hurts my head. seriously.

eperry said...

it's sad because i used to LOVE jessica simpson (circa her newlywed days). but when it comes to talent, and frankly even looks, carrie wins out all the way! i saw her back in March, fifth row, and developed a serious girl crush :)

Ali said...

dude her performance on The View was God awful! WOrse than the Today show easily.

texasstarfan said...

Jessica will never have the vocals Carrie has or the looks. If you have never seen Carrie in person, she is so stunning she will take your breath away. I too have a she crush. Carrie draws you in and mezmerizes you with her sound and looks. She is here to stay and a true talent. Another thing is that she is so beautiful on the inside too. Never saying anything negative toward anyone ever. If you see something in a tabloid, you can be 100% positive Carrie did not say that and its a lie if its negative.

Tia said...

i love carrie. jessica simpson needs to go far far away.

team underwood!

R said...

Don't most female country albums have some sort of field or dandelion on the cover? I don't know because I don't listen or follow country. Jessica will fall. Just wait.