November 27, 2008

How To Cook a Turkey


Step 1. Go buy a turkey


Step 2. Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD


Step 3. Put turkey in the oven


Step 4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey


Step 5. Set the degree at 375 ovens


Step 6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink


Step 7. Tuen oven the on


Step 8. Take 4 whisks of drinks


Step 9. Turk the bastey


Step 10. Whiskey another bottle of get


Step 11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer


Step 12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey


Step 13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours


Step 14. Take the oven out of the turkey


Step 15. Take the oven out of the turkey


Step 16. Floor the turkey up off the pick


Step 17. Turk the carvey


Step 18. Get yourself another scottle of botch


Step 19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey


Step 20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out


Borrowed from Norway, ME's "Just Read It" Free Publication.


Happy Thanksgiving!


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2 comments:

Katelin said...

haha this is awesome.

happy thanksgiving!

WeezerMonkey said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Julie!