September 27, 2009

Why I want to be an ATL Housewife..

My guilty pleasure {besides US Weekly arriving at my door every Friday when I get home from work} is Bravo's Housewives series. This is not a surprise. I know.

But after watching all 4 cities, I've decided that Atlanta is by far the best. New Jersey had me for awhile, but Hotlanta is the place for me.

And here are a few reasons why.

Parties. Its like in college, where every weekend was a different theme. Toga parties, Heaven & Hell Greek Socials, Pajama Jammy Jams.. there was always a celebration to be had. In Atlanta, they are ALL about the themed parties. This past month alone we saw Sheree's Independence Party, NeNe's Alter Ego Party, Lisa's Fashion Soiree.. these are my kind of people. The other cities have parties too, but they are boring stuffy Benefit type crapola. And every party there is an unveiling of a picture of yourself something fabulous!

Shopping. Um.. did you know they have a MAKEUP BAR in Atlanta? Yes, a makeup bar. I'm sure there's a few of them but the Make-Up Bar Lounge was the first one that popped up in Google while doing my blog research.. If I lived in Atlanta, I would go to the Make-Up Bar first stop of the night, every Friday and Saturday.

Men. And I do not mean the husbands or sugar papa's. I mean their Gay Fabulous Friends, Stylists and Party Planners. I would lure Dwight into becoming my BFF. Since my hubs does not like going to all the sames events I like going to, Dwight would be my date. He's also great at talking shit about all of the girls so you don't have to. And do you notice in all the other seasons, the husbands are crazy? In Atlanta, all of the hubbies do not say a word! I love it! Leave more drama for the ladies.. don't get involved. They are smart.

Lounging around. You can just sit by the pool with a glass of chardonnay, or hang out in a studio and make hot jams! Kim walked in with a ridonculous voices and 5 minutes later, she has a new hit song, which I actually might listen to. I'm currently looking for an oldie by goody to remake with Candy...

Working on my Southern Drawl as we speak ;)

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Laurie said...

Agreed! These bee-yatchs are crazy, in a fun way. I would love to go to the makeup bar! I always notice that the atlanta ladies get their makeup done more - and they do it right with purple eyeshadow! But I'll still watch 'em all- is NY back next?!

ohhayitskk said...

YES. i'm not sure anyone can replace nj in my heart, but i love this season. and dwight is my heartsong, for realsies.

thatShortChick said...

I used to LOVE the ATL bunch last season but they've all gotten to be just a bit too much...of a mess.

which is why I still continue to watch of course :)

the NYC ladies are tops for me.

Gemini said...

OMG I am so with you on the Hotlanta front. That show is crazy addicting, in a bad, like car wreck kind of "can't look away" kind of weird way. Did that make sense? OK, anyway, I agree :)

Katelin said...

from what i've seen of that show i completely agree, they full on bring the crazy!! love it.

Nanette said...

"Don't be tardy for the party. Ohhhh, ohhhh. Don't be tardy for the party. Ohhhh, ohhh."

I luv them, too. :)

Stacy said...

Hah! I couldn't agree with you more. I heart Atlanta housewives and New Jersey is a close 2nd with me. But, dude, can't get over the drama in Atlanta and stuff. I find it odd that Shere is so nice this season. Like, really nice.