December 5, 2009

Why you should be watching MTV's Jersey Shore

I finally got my TV mojo back. You know, that excitement when something magnificent is coming your way. Usually it only happens once or twice a year when either LOST or 'Curb come back for a new season.

Christmas came early this year when MTV debuted 'Jersey Shore'. Last thursday not one but TWO full hours were dedicated to the most amazing place on earth (in the eyes of these guidos).

1 Jersey Shore Time Share, and 6 or so Meatball Tanned Guidos and their Poof-styled caked on makeup trash talkin' tough girl guidettes (who i'd like to note are not even from jersey!), 50 bottles of Redbull & Vodkas, and 1 hot tub.. make for quite possible my favorite show of the year.

With nicknames like 'The Situation' and 'Jolie' <-- cos her name is Angelina, its so quick to catch on and fall in one-night-stand-lust with these characters. Of course there's a Ronnie and Vinny as well.

Warning: if you turn this show on before you need to be somewhere, call ahead and let them know you'll be a few minutes late. And also, you'll be doing the Fist Pump uncontrollably when you reach your destination.

This show had me talking up a storm to Laurel, my favorite hair stylist ever. Where I finally asked, 'How do I pull off the Jersey Poof?!' Her eyes lit up and said 'Easy! It's all about the tease' <-- no pun intended when thinking about the ladies on the show.

Behold, my very own Jersey Poof. Cheeseballs! I love it.

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12 comments:

ohhayitskk said...

i love you for this. can we have some kind of italian bloggers who aren't offended by the jersey shore coalition? in addition to guidettes of boston? i need to work on the poof, and then we should take this shit to gypsy bar. or something.

Julie Q said...

Oh, its on! We are totally going to rock out.. we'll obviously have to do some people watching in the North End first as well

weezermonkey said...

Oh, my.

notthatkindofgirlblog said...

The poof actually looks pretty good on you, dude. Although to make it easier, you could get one of those Bump-Its that are all the rage on the infomercials these days. I have a sneaking suspicious that Jersey Shore's influence will make Bump-Its the new Snuggie...

emrlds said...

i love it. i fist pumped at the sight of it.

Jessica said...

That is one amazing poof on you girlfriend! Seriously, I was going to boycot this show. You just changed my mind in the matter of seconds. How can I resist?? What day does it come on?

thatShortChick said...

although I haven't seen this show yet, having grown up in jersey for 20 yrs, I am well-versed in all things guidos and jersey shore.

For people who are highly offended by the show, I LAUGH. LOUDLY. becuase you only need one trip to the jersey shore in June to realize that this kind of behavior is real and should be mocked (lovingly, of course).

Lacey Bean said...

This show is like my crack. It's such a trainwreck I can't not watch haha.

Katelin said...

hahaha love this. i watched some clips of this online and i about died, this show is a reality show gem, a gem i say!

Classy in Philadelphia said...

Hahahaha, I haven't caught this yet, but I have a feeling it's going to be good.

Annelise said...

You did this without a bumpit? Impressive! Now you just have to get a little more tan...

Barbara Obrien said...

i love this:)
Looking forward to checking it out more!

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