Who's the Fiercest of them all?

Did you know there was a Top Model Event called "1st Annual Fiercee Awards"? Tyra claims the extra E stands for the extra fierceness.. but I really think she believes that she can make up her own words and that Websters will add it into their book and give her all the credit. But thats just my theory..

Behold, some former ANTM'ers. Some will surprise you!!! Thanks Ali for sending me the link. I should spell your name Alie (for extra fierceness obvi)

click here for all the pics!

there were a few people on the red carpet, but i refuse to showcase annoying characters (ie: tyra, saleisha, etc..) at the jq lounge...Jaslene! above: THAT's Jade?! are you kidding me?
Joanie!Takara!who doesn't love a slip up on the red carpet!!And my favorite (plus the prettiest), Jay Manuel

A Closer Look

• "Hey Cam, where we watching ANTM tonite? Your Malibu Beach house or my NYC Sky Loft?" -Wax Drew Barrymore (btw this took me about 2=3 glances to figure out these were wax figures. Drew looks way too real- Cam's face looks a little off.
• If you couldn't tell from the first bullet- ANTM STARTS UP TONITE! sdfsadfjadfs Smilin' with my eyes right now! If you've never seen it, find out what all the fuss is about, you'll be HOOKED.
  
• This YouTube video that Susie posted is totally awesome. You have to watch it. I dont think I'm ever going to go to the movie theatre and not think the usher is going to ask "Hey- what color underwear you wearing today?"
  
• Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans, you'll appreciate Will's investigative reporting.
• OMG there's a chance "How I Met Your Mother" won't be getting renewed?! I'll suit up and boycott outside of CBS if this happens!
• And SNL is set to return this Saturday (night) with Tina Fey as the host and Carrie Underwood as the musical guest. FINALLY.

picture courtesy of TMZ.com

Tootie won! (code word for ANTM Spoiler Alert!)

Congrats Saliesha, who bares a striking resemblance to Tootie from Facts of Life ever since her bowl cut makeover.. you beat out a mediocre bunch of dramatic skinny bitches. Speaking of bitches :) Lipstick bitches (who also agrees with the tootie comparison) posted all of her pics, check 'em out. Not bad at all.. At least cycle 9 is over with and we can get excited for next season! After Sarah got eliminated a month ago, as Hillary Duff would say, this season was "So Yesterday, So Yesterday, ANTM's like a bird that's already flown away.."

Best part of deliberation was when Tyra was talking to the judges about which girl should win, and all of a sudden Tyra realized she wasn't talking about herself, and quickly switched it around to "I'm so worried that I'm destroying one of these girls lives.. because they want this so much, and I'm have to tell them who won". Oh that Tyra!

How ridiculous is Janice Dickinson calling Tyra fat? There's a good chance we won't be a guest judge anytime soon.. boo.

Which Judges do you prefer?

Tyra, Nigel, Miss J, Twiggy and Guest Judge?

OR
Heidi, Michael, Nina & Special Guest Judge?

My answer:
Project Runway. Tyra is so full of shit these days. She has something to say about EVERYTHING. Heidi at least says "I don't get it", which is more fierce then just throwing up fashion/model jargon onto the cat walk in front of the contestants. Nigel vs. Michael? Now that is a toss up. I can't pick! Twiggy vs. Nina... Are you kidding me? Nina of course. I'll always remember Santino talking back to her saying "I'M SORRY NINA" with attitude. Paulina Porizkova (aka Twiggy's future replacement) doesn't seem like shes's going to do any better either..Notice Miss J doesn't compare to anyone, because he is in his own category, and would beat everyone. And I can't leave out Jay Manuel (even though he only pops up every once and awhile during deliberation). I would pay Jay close to a 1 million dollar bill to be the art director at a photo shoot for all my winter sweaters i just dragged up from storage :)

Didn't want to spoil anyone's Tivo sets with who got ousted!! (and besides, all y'all have been writing juicy awesome recaps of these shows that I love reading)

But what I WILL say, is after watching tonite's Project Runway: Zoolander Edition, guy models wear just as much makeup that i do!
Auf Wiedersehen!!

TV Diva Recap

In a new twist for Wednesday night television viewing, Mama Q brought over some take-out italian for dinner. Yum!

ANTM: Called it. Except now I don't like any of the girls as my favorite. I guess the lesser of all the annoying ones now is Jenah. (At least she's quiet!) Did anyone else think it was random that they picked a Project Runwayish challenge with Fashion School Designers the same night PR debuts?? Can I just say that it was hilarious watching ANTM with my mom? The whole time she is like.. "these girls are weird looking. OMG look how skinny they are. I like Heather because I feel bad that all the girls are picking on her.." And she also cracked up during judging, mostly anytime Miss Jay said anything.

GG: This show is a treat! I like B and the bad boy together. I think he's dreamy in a snobby misunderstood kinda way. Serena- never trust the "best girl" friend. Never.

PR: I haven't watched the last two seasons of Project Runway (the last one I watched was with Santino and Andre) So I'm psyched to get back into it now. What's with all the designers already being pro's? I'm pretty interested in how its going to turn out... Christian is the short guy who was in the top two with the really annoying voice. I like him. Rami is talented, but I have a feeling he's the next Santino (just doing the same look every time). And this is the first time Heidi isn't preggers or just having had a kid. Notice the difference between her and Tyra when they talk to the contestants? And both their shows are on the same night. Whodathunk?

**November 15th. We're halfway through NaPoBloMo! Am I the only one who thinks its starting to become a real challenge to blog everyday? Lol.. cos I used to do that anyways, but once November started.. the pressures on!

SSSSSAAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!!

Forget the spoiler alert. You already know who went home on ANTM just by reading this title. Boy, the show should've been a viewer's delight being buzzed and all (getting back from a work party just in time since I only miss'd the 1st commercial & watched the Enrique Inglesias shoot). But NO! It was more like a buzzkill listening to the judge's deliberation.

I thought Sarah should have totally stayed over Chantal. Girls can't lose weight though, either your fat, or your skinny skinny skinny, says T-dogs. Pick one. Tyra- which one did you pick? But the fact that Ambrial got off the hook for no reason was also disappointing. Sarah was my favorite, I don't know what to think anymore, I dont even know if i believe in reality television anymore. HA just kidding. I guess my thoughts and support now go to Lisa & Heather. But I can't jump on the Heather bandwagon just yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tardy Tyra Talk

FINALLY watched ANTM and wow, a few thoughts.

- Heather looked HOT in that photoshoot for Carol's Daughter (a nature themed cosmetics brand).

- LOVED Bianca practicing her "eye poses". Smile with your eyes girl! I hope a driver doesn't catch me doing that in my rear view mirror while being stuck in traffic this morning.

- Best quote by Jay Manuel to Sarah "Its good.. but you look like a heap of trash"

- Jenah's cardboard pic looked amazing. I still think she looks kind of crazy in person though.

- Sarah, how could you lose weight on ANTM? C'mon, that's like someone getting drunk on MTV's The Real World!

-Ambreal, pack your bags. She hasn't done anything on the show for the audience to remember her by yet.

Fun ANTM free for all..

I saw the best video on fourfour. At first he started talking about Lisa on ANTM, so I figured its the girl from this season. I click on the Youtube video to find out its Lisa from Cycle 5. You know Lisa, the crazy weird hilarious sassy goofy wino lush! The song blows, but I always thought she was entertaining nonetheless.


**SPO!LER ALERT!**
So ANTM last night. Usually the makeover show is my favorite ep of the season but last night was kind of dull. Not too many drastic changes. Oh yeah-- Heather got a 1 inch trim and some chestnut highlights!!!!! (sarcasm) And Chantal was morphed into.. an already platinum blonde with bangs! I cringed when they were trying to take Ebony's weave off. But you know everyone secretly cheered when Jay told Bianca her hair was way too destroyed and they would have to shave it all off- except she looked a million times better afterwards. Lipstick Bitches is a great blog for ANTM pictures from the shoots: click here for last nights final shots.

I'm sorry but you knew 2 things: 1. As soon as Seleisha said she would NEVER be in the bottom two, it was totally going to happen. and 2. As soon as Victoria opened her mouth at judging, that she would definitely be going home. No question bout it.

Here are the makeover pics as well.

Well now I don't have a pick for who I think will win. I still absolutely love Sarah, but apparently she's losing weight and that's a bad thing. Society and Tyra= insane & crazy!!!!!
Jenah did look hawt as a blonde though- kinda like Melrose and Caridee.

Quick ANTM rant

** ANTM Spoiler Alert: Skip on over this post if you tvo'd it- except i don't say who gets kicked off**



Models. Fighting. Cat walks. Oh My!
The best part of the 1 minute Bianca-Saleisha verbal fart match was Ebony witnessing it, and loving the fact that she's not involved with the drama! Best quote by Bianca "[Saleisha] Check your thighs out in the mirror". During the runway challenge for Colleen Quen Couture, Lisa and Sarah were my favorites. Saleisha totally rocked the fan though. And getting to do the Paris Show next year?! As Larry David would say "Pritty Pritty Good".

My top four new favorites to win the show: Lisa, Ebony, Jenah, & Sarah.

When the Top Model Smoke Clears..

**SPOILER ALERT: If you tvo'd top model and haven't watched it yet, skip over this post!!**




Not only has Tyra conquered Reality Television, Daytime Television, Modeling, Acting, and whatever else she thinks she's awesome at... but now she's tackling Global Warming & Lung Cancer. The ANTM bus (called 'Green is the New Black') was inspired by Al Gore, in a fashionably Vogue sort of way. The models house is awesome as usual. I wish I had a runway attached with a monitor so I can perfect my model walk! This cast is great so far. All my original thoughts still apply.
Very interesting photoshoot, kind of a catch 22 considering a lot of models stay skinny minnies by puffin' ciggybutts. Mila looked a little insane when she laughed at her "after" getup, you knew it was her time to get voted off the ANTM island. And I loved how Tyra is banning smoking in the house, some girls are going to go insane! Out of all the pics, my favorites were Sarah and Lisa. Lisa looked gorgeous all glam'd up. Best line of the night was Miss Jay saying to Bianca (i think) "You look like you farted and lifted your butt off the seat!"

*Hubby note* Gus wanted to make sure I mention that he thinks 2 of the Real World girls are hotter than the whole ANTM cast put together. I told him that being a high end fashion model doesn't require huge fake boobs and a lacrosstitute mentality like our MTV friends over in Sydney.

Tyra Talk

New cycle has lots o' potential!

Victoria

Vanessa, long lost sisters.

A few thoughts, click HERE to see the girls I'm referencing to.

Victoria looks just like Vanessa Carlton.
Mila is not who I would pick to represent Boston.
Ebony is great television.
Bianca is going to make Ebony be great television.
Kimberly (the gal who brought Tyra the toy horse) was fun cute and bubbly.
Heather is going to be annoyingly great television.
Jenah the Wasp from CT who brags a lot about how she's loaded. Think she should have tried out for Gossip Girl instead :)
Chantal I like. She's skinny and blonde, just like me!
Sarah is the "fat" one, but not fat enough for plus size. Loved how Ty mentioned that like 50 times! UPDATE: Bostonist had this article about Sarah cos she's a local.
Lisa (last one picked) was way too crazy-eyed while she was waiting to get picked.

Looks like we got a great season ahead of us! All my favorite bloggers and friends love ANTM so I can't wait to hear everyone else's rants and raves.